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Oh god, I miss thesr. Used to eat them all the time in Spain. FUCKING HEAVENwait
are you telling me its candy
with a fucking toy inside?!
OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOU GUYS DIDN’T HAVE KINDER SURPRISE EGGSIT’S LIKE A FREAKING GIFT FROM HEAVEN
THEY’RE SERIOUSLY SO GOOD
SO THEY’RE LIKE WONDER BALLS EXCEPT THE CANDY ISN’T LIKE STALE BABY SEMEN?
WAIT, AMERICA DOESN’T HAVE THESE BABIES?! WHAT?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS. I MUST SEND THEM TO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY.
“in jedem siebten ei” is the GOOD surprise
AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE KINDER CHOCOLATE?
HOW
WHY
WHAT
O.O Is this true, my poor American followers? Unadulterated evil, that.
Kinder Surprise eggs aren’t common in the U.S. (your mainstream grocery stores, drug stores, don’t carry them).
However, there’s a local global foods grocery store in our town that DOES have these, or did a few years ago. I got a Kinder Egg with Dragon from Shrek inside, and I now store my earbuds in the toy case.
God, I heart Kinder Eggs. Yummy milk chocolate, yummy white chocolate (none of your crappy pretend chocolate shit) AND A TOY! It’s best when it’s a toy with loads of tiny working parts, and stickers, and you have to painstakingly assemble it - like a little train or a car or a helicopter or something. Sometimes it’s a toy from whatever set of figurines they’re trying to get you to collect, which is always a disappointment.
EASTER IS THE BEST SORT-OF-CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL!!!
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i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is
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leslenne: The red string of fate. “According to the myth, the...
The red string of fate.
“According to the myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the little finger of people who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other.” It can get twisted and knotted..but it will never be broken
Theirs is…. very twisted and knotted XD
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Zeddie Little, ladies and gentlemen
Zeddie Little, ladies and gentlemen
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I hate statistics
I don’t care about the Durbin-Watson test. Or any multiple regression assumptions.
Why. Whyyyy am I doing this?!
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me:*an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me:*an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes.
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes.
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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Things I need in my life: A "The Student Prince" playlist
Any suggestions? :)
fwiw, this is the playlist I listened to constantly whilst writing it:
‘I Gotta Feeling’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA&ob=av2e
‘Waking The Witch’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSwBtWA3eP4
‘Bittersweet Symphony’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
‘Everyone’s At It’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RuQy8sKKak
‘A Wish For Something More’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTDYa7-6dRY
‘Football Song’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QrT-suhA6o
‘I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs&ob=av3n
‘Wonderwall’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
‘This Is The Life’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA&ob=av2e
‘Clocks’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg&ob=av2n
‘Take Your Mama’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7-fyGa9DQ&ob=av3e
‘When Horsepower Meant What It Said’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62b1hrrKL_Y
‘Bad Day’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk&ob=av2e
‘No More Tears (Enough is Enough)’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kki0CjsjI_M
‘Tainted Love’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg
‘Sleep Isabella’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycXIYdFGsQ
‘Can’t Take My Eyes Off You’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDXAqiFug8s&feature=related
‘In These Shoes?’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvaqVAFuLI&feature=related
‘Fuck You’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VZX4sHn-4&ob=av2e
‘Bell, Book And Candle’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNHtnYIQqiE
‘It Must Be Love’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY
‘The Sensual World’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DDndY0FLI
‘Storybook Love’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-RHzlB2xHE
‘One Day I’ll Go Walking’ (Deacon Blue - couldn’t find it on YouTube. God, I love Deacon Blue. 80s Music for the win.)
‘Jig of Life’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ3q6MNbaXY
‘Until The Day You Die’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EX11Xi4pak
‘Party Poison’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDY9n-maBak
(Apologies for all the stupid ads on YouTube)
(I am sure this is not the playlist you would have made, but it is my playlist and I love it. Um.)
(edited to add:) OMG! Also, I watched this video MANY MANY MANY TIMES and had LOTS OF FEELINGS, even though it wasn’t on the playlist because I didn’t have the song. (I even mentally cast those two posh white lads who saunter out at the beginning as Gawain and Kay, in that order.)
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Meanwhile in St. Andrews
..an uproar about a really stupid Nightline posters in the loos. ‘Haven’t found the Wills to your Kate yet?’ kind of implies that being single makes you so miserable that you’ll be in need of nightline. That goes only for women, obviously as it doesn’t say ‘Haven’t found the Kate to your Wills yet’?. Not to mention that it’s heteronormative. I’m going to look for these posters later today, taking a sharpie with me to change them :D
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semi-sweet: do you see it I see it
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metaphoricalstriptease: #this entire episode they acted like a...
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"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via excitementanddisbelief)
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xxfeuerfrei: theweekmagazine: A Scottish designer named Joanna...
A Scottish designer named Joanna Montgomery has created a product called “Pillow Talk” to ease the pain of long distance relationships. Each member of a couple wears a special ring sensor at night, and places a fabric panel inside his or her pillowcase. When one person goes to bed, the ring wirelessly communicates with his lover’s pillow and causes it to gently glow. When he puts his head on the pillow, he can hear the real-time heartbeat of his partner, no matter how far away.
An oldie but a goodie: The pillow that makes long-distance relationships less lonely
And all I thought of was post-fall MorMor. ;n;
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