If the Avengers Initiative was honest

Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark: Damn.
Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.