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thedeathlymarshmallows:

Queen Guinevere from Season 5 trailer! (x)

i can’t tell whether she’s sad in the first gif or just really fucking tired of everyone’s bullshit

probably both tbh

#I DON’T WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT ARTHUR #I WANNA BE OUT IN THE FIELDS PICKING FLOWERS #NO WE CAN’T KEEP MAGIC BANNED THAT WAS A SHITTY LAW #AND YOU ARE A SHITTY PERSON #AND SO WAS YOUR DAD #ALL THE PENDRAGONS ARE SHITTY #EVEN MORGANA’S GONE DOWN IN MY ESTIMATIONS SINCE SHE TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING DOE #YOU’RE ALL BATSHIT INSANE AND I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS #DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU EXILED ME ON PAIN OF DEATH #AND I HAD TO DRAG MY OWN GODDAMN CART #BECAUSE I DO #AND NOW I’M QUEEN AND YOU’RE STILL TREATING ME LIKE CRAP #AW HELL NO #AW. HELL. NO. #I DID NOT GO THROUGH THE CESSPIT OF SHIT THAT WAS SERIES 4 FOR THIS #ARTHUR SHUT YOUR FACE #WE’RE RUNNING CAMELOT MY WAY #I WANT FLOWERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE #I WANT GIRLS TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO FORGE WEAPONS AND ARMOUR #SO WHEN THEY NEED TO STAB A STUPID PENDRAGON UP THE ASS #THEY CAN DO IT WITH MINIMAL EFFORT #ARTHUR SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY FACE #I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH #AND LOOK AT THIS FACE #DOES THIS FACE LOOK IMPRESSED TO YOU #DO YOU THINK ANYONE IS FINDING YOUR BROMANCE WITH MERLIN A SUBSTANTIAL ENOUGH PLOTLINE ANYMORE #BECAUSE I’M SURE AS HELL NOT #JUST GO AND RALLY THE KNIGHTS OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO #I’LL SIT HERE AND RULE EVERYTHING DON’T WORRY #I’LL DO ALL THE TAXES AND EVERYTHING

This is so perfect I think I’m going to cry.

I feel shallow for mentioning how FUCKING RAVISHING the frocks are after that righteous rant, but, man, the frocks are gorgeous.