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#Dean and Cas sending their kid off to their first day of school#they’ve been sitting here for half an hour #and Castiel keeps trying to tell Dean it’ll be fine they’ll be fine #and this time could be better spent with more ‘productive’ activities if Dean catches his drift #but Dean’s still tense about letting their kid go and snaps ‘What do you know? You weren’t even ever a kid anyway’ #and Cas just stays cool and replies ‘No but you were. And you were a very adaptive child.’ #and Dean smirks ‘You spying on me in the past Cas?’ #and Cas says ‘I would have little need—I have a very lucrative text relationship with Sam who tells me all of your secrets’#Dean narrows his eyes ‘I can’t tell if you’re joking or not’ #’It doesn’t matter. You’ve stopped thinking about the first day of school for a whole two minutes. #Now please can we go home and have sex very loudly while there is no one else in the house.’ Cas concludes #Dean doesn’t need asking again (via dirtyovercoats)