Oh god, I miss thesr. Used to eat them all the time in Spain. FUCKING HEAVENwait
are you telling me its candy
with a fucking toy inside?!
OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOU GUYS DIDN’T HAVE KINDER SURPRISE EGGSIT’S LIKE A FREAKING GIFT FROM HEAVEN
THEY’RE SERIOUSLY SO GOOD
SO THEY’RE LIKE WONDER BALLS EXCEPT THE CANDY ISN’T LIKE STALE BABY SEMEN?
WAIT, AMERICA DOESN’T HAVE THESE BABIES?! WHAT?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS. I MUST SEND THEM TO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY.
“in jedem siebten ei” is the GOOD surprise
AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE KINDER CHOCOLATE?
HOW
WHY
WHAT
O.O Is this true, my poor American followers? Unadulterated evil, that.
Kinder Surprise eggs aren’t common in the U.S. (your mainstream grocery stores, drug stores, don’t carry them).
However, there’s a local global foods grocery store in our town that DOES have these, or did a few years ago. I got a Kinder Egg with Dragon from Shrek inside, and I now store my earbuds in the toy case.
God, I heart Kinder Eggs. Yummy milk chocolate, yummy white chocolate (none of your crappy pretend chocolate shit) AND A TOY! It’s best when it’s a toy with loads of tiny working parts, and stickers, and you have to painstakingly assemble it - like a little train or a car or a helicopter or something. Sometimes it’s a toy from whatever set of figurines they’re trying to get you to collect, which is always a disappointment.
EASTER IS THE BEST SORT-OF-CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL!!!