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nothingbutthedreams: youpromisedmebroadway: padalecky: I...
I rebelled for this?! So that you could surrender to them? I gave everything for you! And this is what you give me?
#this scene is sex.
I may have watched this scene more than once…
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Erik Lensherr and Charles Xavier | a zombie au
Erik Lensherr and Charles Xavier | a zombie au
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REMEMBER -IF IT COMES FROM AUSTRALIA, NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT HAS THE CAPACITY TO KILL YOU. (So true! Poisonous spiders that bite you in the arse when you go to the loo! Kangaroos that jump into your house through the bedroom window and trample you in bed then go after your kid! Every conceivable kind of deadly snake and many-legged horror! Sharks! Crocodiles! Even the super cute teddy bear looking jobs have adamantium Wolverine-style claws!!!)Koala bears are NOT friendly and sweet. They are vicious. And those claws are sharp.
Remember: if it comes from Australia — no matter what it looks like — it has the capacity to kill you.
True, wild koalas aren’t friendly. But then most wild animals aren’t friendly (granted, you never want to get in the way of a male koala in heat). But koalas do sleep about 23 hours a day and they are usually too drugged up on eucalyptus to be much of a threat. Besides: LOOK AT TEH FURREE WIGGLIES EARZ !!
BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS *___* D’aaaaaaawww
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deuxencore: for my birthday card, my father photographed a sign...
for my birthday card, my father photographed a sign which said “everything is going to be alright”. I struggle every day to believe it but in the car last night, smoking cigarettes and hiding from the cold, watching the evening darken, I believed in our hearts and how they love everyone whole and raw. that’s almost the same thing.
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unlockaflockofwords: khaleesi: powergirl: thedailywhat: Epic...
Epic Fail of the Day: In a move intended to raise awareness of female genital mutilation, Swedish culture minister Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth this week commissioned a large cake shaped like a black woman, the cutting of which symbolically starting at the clitoris. The “art installation” instead turned into what most consider a “racist spectacle,” says Kitimbwa Sabuni of the National Afro-Swedish Association, and have prompted calls for the culture minister’s dismissal.
Adelsohn Liljeroth defended her actions, saying the anger should be directed at the cake’s artist, not at her, and claiming the situation was “misinterpreted.” “Art needs to be provocative,” she said.
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what the hell is wrong with white people
what in fuck
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WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS - HOW - WHAT - HOW COULD ANYBODY POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED FOR EVEN AN IOTA OF A SECOND THAT THIS COULD BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN MASSIVELY MASSIVELY FUCKING OFFENSIVE? EVEN IF THEY HADN’T MADE HER INTO A FUCKING SCREAMING GOLLYWOG WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS (WHICH, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT?) IT WOULD STILL HAVE BEEN ASTONISHINGLY OFFENSIVE, BUT THEY - THAT’S - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, PEOPLE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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What I have learned about Fandoms purely through Tumblr in one sentence (spoilers maybe?)
Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Dr. Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
Dr. Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
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Yes you aaaare *pinches cheek*
Yes you aaaare *pinches cheek*
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catnyp: There’s so much more to you than you know, not just...
There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that. You have a power that no one can match, not even me.
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doctor-john: talldarkandbacon: what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord: ...
what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord:
oh my fucking god
I’m not even a huge supernatural fan but this is just freaking awesome
HOLY SHIT.
This is amazing.
Where is this.
I want oneeeee
so many good ads nowadays.
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A Lonesome Streetside Romeo: Reblog if you're 17+ years old.
A Lonesome Streetside Romeo: Reblog if you're 17+ years old.:
I’m 22….Trying to see how many older people we have on tumblr..
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mrpicard: donttrysuicide: the-tardis-has-landed: jennittles: ...
this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr
I am incapable of not reblogging this.
LMFAO this gif is so perfect for this music!!!!!!
Always reblog this
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mrpicard: The train. Definitely.
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